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English Spoof tugas II

Go to jail due to wrong parking  One day the boy to tell about the fathers at jail, to his father's friend named adul. Adul said "your father went to jail yah?". Boy answered "yes sir". "What case?" Ask him. Boy "just misplaced the car." Adul "it's just wrong to park your father's car in prison, where as corruption is wandering around everywhere, how it happens?" Boy "so my dad works for the parking, lot in the pack market, but there was one car, and my father parked at home". Terjemahan : Masuk penjara akibat salah parkir suatu hari boy menceritakan bapaknya di penjara, kepada teman bapaknya  yang bernama Adul. Adul "katanya ayah kamu masuk penjara yah?". "iya pak" jawab boy. Adul "kasus apa?". Boy "hanya salah memarkirkan mobil" Adul "hanya salah memarkirkan mobil ayah kamu di penjara, sedangkan yang korupsi berkeliaran dimana-mana, emang kejadianya gimana?...

English Spoof

Cerita lucu bahasa inggris BROOM     A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom. I’ll show you how.”     Terjemahan : SAPU     Seorang pemuda yang dipekerjakan oleh sebuah supermarket melaporkan hari pertama kerjanya. Sang manajer menyapanya dengan jabat tangan dan senyuman hangat, memberinya sapu dan berkata, "Pekerjaan pertamamu akan , " menyapu bersih toko itu." "Tapi saya lulusan perguruan tinggi," jawab pemuda itu dengan marah."Oh maafkan saya. Saya tidak tahu itu, "kata sang manajer. "Ini, berikan aku sapu Akan saya tunjukkan caranya. "